IPHONE TOUCH : Greetings and salutations. I am your host, IPhone Touch, and this... is... Thingy War -- a show where these objects compete for their own gold statue of themselves.
Welcome, 15 contestants. Now, Magic Hat, Torch, and Hook will have their teams established by me.
Magic Hat can have Bowl, Goo, Cubit, and Bone.
Hook can have Cotton, Peachy, Bowling Ball, and GodSadin.
Torch can have Lego, Diamond, Coconut, and Glove.
You guys can discuss team names.
MAGIC HAT : YEAH!
IPHONE TOUCH : Next episode.
MAGIC HAT : Aww.
IPHONE TOUCH : What?
(MAGIC HAT PUNCHES IPHONE TOUCH)
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